First there was Bennifer, which did made me chuckle, but the giggle wore off after hearing it about two thousand times. Then it was Brangelina. Followed by TomKat. NOW, there's Vaughniston. When will this insanity end?
And, when Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler were dating, why didn't anyone think of Misco? To easy? Okay, then what about Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman. Kenico? Banman?
What if Bob or I were remotely famous. Bolar? Larbo? (ouch, sounds too much like Lardo, and that brings back painful childhood memories.) Or what about our middle names, Keith and Lee. Kelee?
Hey, maybe I could pull a J-Lo and give myself the nickname L-Bo. Hehehe, get it? L-Bo . . . elbow? Okay, fine, maybe I really need to get to bed. But one more thing. This may seem controversial to some Bo fans, but does anybody here think Bo Bice would look so much better with a short hair cut?
It's just a thought . . .