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Introducing Jamisonna . . .
I don't know, dawg, I don't know, it's a weird American Idol season this year. It's like, the contestants are just a'right. Not great, just a'right.
Did I remotely sound like Randy Jackson? No? Okay, I tried. But so far, although some have excellent vocals, like Lakisha, Phil and Melinda, none of them scream Supa'star! (Doesn't that make you want to strike a Molly Shannon pose?) And I'm not going to comment on Sanjaya, except that I did the dishes during his performance on Tuesday. For now, I think I'm picking Blake to win.
Jennifer Lopez? Total Supa'star. She rocked last night. I didn't understand a word she said, except a few tomorrows, but she rocked. And I like how she publicly dropped the whole J-Lo/Diva thing. (Does that mean I should now drop my L-Bo? Dang.)
On America's Next Top Model, I was sad to see Whitney go, because I think it's high time a plus-size model made it to the finals. But yeah, she hasn't been taking great pictures. My favorite was Brittany, but Dionne and Natasha are growing on me. And I like Jaslene, even though she was a tad cocky in the beginning.
But really, Jamisonna is going to win the whole thing. What, you don't know Jamisonna?!? Remember how last week, each model had to create a new 'supermodel' name, pick four sides of their personality and then take a photo for each one? Well, I give you Jamisonna . . . formally known as Jamie!
Sweet Jamisonna . . .
Sly Jamisonna . . .
Diva Jamisonna . . .
And finally, Fierce Jamisonna . . .
Come on, tell me she's not a total Supa'star!
Did I remotely sound like Randy Jackson? No? Okay, I tried. But so far, although some have excellent vocals, like Lakisha, Phil and Melinda, none of them scream Supa'star! (Doesn't that make you want to strike a Molly Shannon pose?) And I'm not going to comment on Sanjaya, except that I did the dishes during his performance on Tuesday. For now, I think I'm picking Blake to win.
Jennifer Lopez? Total Supa'star. She rocked last night. I didn't understand a word she said, except a few tomorrows, but she rocked. And I like how she publicly dropped the whole J-Lo/Diva thing. (Does that mean I should now drop my L-Bo? Dang.)
On America's Next Top Model, I was sad to see Whitney go, because I think it's high time a plus-size model made it to the finals. But yeah, she hasn't been taking great pictures. My favorite was Brittany, but Dionne and Natasha are growing on me. And I like Jaslene, even though she was a tad cocky in the beginning.
But really, Jamisonna is going to win the whole thing. What, you don't know Jamisonna?!? Remember how last week, each model had to create a new 'supermodel' name, pick four sides of their personality and then take a photo for each one? Well, I give you Jamisonna . . . formally known as Jamie!
Sweet Jamisonna . . .
Sly Jamisonna . . .
Diva Jamisonna . . .
And finally, Fierce Jamisonna . . .
Come on, tell me she's not a total Supa'star!